Well, can you spot where I lost the 200 grams from? I have no arms, you say? You say I must have lost them in a freak tram accident while I was attempting to swipe posters from a passing telephone pole? Well, no, had I had the genius stroke of having my arms amputated in the name of weight loss, I would be significantly lighter, in the range of 6 kilos. So, nice try, but the 200 grams was actually lost from my left buttock*. Only the left. There is now an Eta-5-star-margarine tub shaped hole from where it was lost.
*This is a dirty lie, I have no idea where the 200 grams was lost from, I just know that it's gone. Yay!
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